By Now, most of our readers are probably familiar with the phenomenon called "HIN." Is this the name of my third cousin's sister's vietnamese nephew you ask? No. His name is HIP. HIN stands for Hot Import Nights and when we're talking about car shows and import events, this one takes the biggest trophy and gets the kisses from the Stage Three siliconed import mommies.
With numerous stops across the states, HIN finally hit Baltimore, Md., in full force dazin' and amazin'. From the looks of the show, each stop on the HIN schedule gets bigger and bigger. With music blasting everywhere throughout the venue, it was hard to tell what system was winning...was it the professional D.J. setups on the stages with their bigger-than-life floor-standing monsters? Or did the harder bumps come from some of the show cars with 20 grand worth of earth shattering woofers? I don't know. All I know is that I could have sworn I saw some boobies start jiggling to the music like that cup of water in Jurassic Park when the T-REX started thumping the ground. So the moral of this story is: BASS IS GOOD.
Along with the hot beats and even hotter women, the cars were off the hook. The body kits were wilder, the audio/video was straight out of The Matrix and the rims had so much bling it seemed some were giving of their own light. With over a dozen cars that could have taken Best of Show, there was no doubt the competitors brought their A game. If HIN Baltimore is a hint of things to come at the HIN Season Finale, I advise you to book your flights and hotel rooms in advance fellas.