2NR: Yeah. We tend to spit out a lot of kids. Where are you at 65?SJ: Hopefully on an Island or on the beach. Well taken care of, maybe someone there to pamper me. I don't want to be in a convalescent home, that's for sure.
2NR: I'm out. That's what the kids are for with their three dolphins, ocean view home and hot air balloon. What makes you happy?SJ: Being with the person that you love and doing the things that you love to do. Weather it be going out to eat instead of cooking a good dinner, watching TV or sitting back and relaxing. You don't necessarily have to sit and talk. It's fine to just know that they're there.
2NR: Name three things you can't live without.SJ: I can't live without...(long pause)...sex? And water?
2NR: Ok. That's good enough for me. Forget about the last one. For some unknown reason something's tugging at my heart.SJ: Really though. Good food, family and friends and a good home.
2NR: Finish this. I like someone that makes me feelSJ: Comfortable.
2NR: Most guys areSJ: Gentlemen. Yes, most guys are gentlemen. I haven't met too many assholes. Most are sweet and nice. Although I've met a few jerks.
2NR: What do you drive?SJ: (Rattling off like she's said it a thousand times) A Mazda Miata British green racing edition. (Giggles) No, I'm not into cars-just the looks. As long as it looks good and drives nice, to me, that's all that matters. I'm not into the mechanics. That's up to the guys at Pep Boys.
2NR: Had many boyfriends?SJ: I've had quite a few boyfriends. I think three.
2NR: Three. That's a lot?SJ: Well I've had many dates and three long terms. Longest was three years.
2NR: Shortest?SJ: One day. (laughs)
2NR: Are you forward at all or are you the kind of girl that says "I hope that guy talks to me"?SJ: I'm not forward at all. He'd definitely have to come up to me.
2NR: What do you do to relax?SJ: I like my bubble baths. Maybe lay out on the beach and sunbathe.
2NR: Nude?SJ: Nude just in my backyard. I haven't tried that at the beach yet (giggles). But I've laid out in the nude. There's this island that I jet ski out to. I lay out and watch the water. That's what's so beautiful about Florida. The water is so blue. Real blue. The only bad thing is the humidity. It can get really tropical down south.
2NR: Looks like I'm taking a trip. Well maybe. You've got great water. We've got great weather. We've got green water. You've got hungry sharks.SJ: And alligators! I did a shoot where the guy had me put a baby one on my tummy. There was a lightning storm and it freaked out. It swiped at me. Not enough to cut me but I got a good scratch from it.
2NR: You know, the rule is if a 'gator injures you in any way you get to make a purse out of it.SJ: (Giggles) Or shoes!
2NR: Speaking of clothing, or the lack there of, I see that you don't mind a little nudity. What would you wear to impress a guy that you'd date?SJ: I think I would wear a garter belt with stockings...maybe a bustier.
2NR: Okay. You got me. You had me at garter belt. The best part of being naked isSJ: Feeling free and adventures. Natural.
2NR: The perfect date would beSJ: A sunset island picnic. Roasting marshmallows over a campfire, waves crashing, an ocean breeze.
2NR: Wow, a romantic. Tell me something that most don't know about "Sandy Jordan," besides that cute tattoo of a butterfly on your butt...just kidding.SJ: They don't know how generous and giving I am, and that I'm a friend for life. I'd consider Kelly, Melissa, Angie, my mom, and my older sister, Mary, my best friends.
2NR: Older sister? Is she as pretty as you? Single? Never mind, lets not start something. When you party, youSJ: Party hard. Have a good time. Let go. Get naked. (I stopped breathing at this point) Just joking!
2NR: That was not right! Remember when we walked out and I asked you to look around the room? Well, who's ass could you kick?SJ: The biggest guy is Erik, the Art Director, right? I could kick his ass.
2NR: Which one would you date? (pick me...say it...say, "You, Joel, of course!")SJ: Who's the editor? (giggling)
2NR: OK, look, there's no point system here. Forget it. This interview is over. (She laughs)
In closing, I'd like to thank God. God, I want to thank you for inventing garter belts, Thai people and their hot and spicy dishes. Thank you for airplane flights from Tampa. Thank you for really short white shorts, camouflage and baby oil. Thank you for my eyesight. Thank you for balloon rides. Above all, thank you for Sandy Jordan