Dear Santa,I've been really well behaved this year. I've been working really hard and even cut back on the booze and cigarettes. Since it's been quite a few years since I last wrote, I thought I'd give it another try. After all, the past is the past, right? I never gave it a second thought when that cute blonde girl from down the street never showed up at my door last Christmas morning-I can only assume you kept her for yourself. No biggie. For what it's worth here's my wish list, any of which would be greatly appreciated.
1. A Porsche 911Turbo
2. A seven-second Honda-so we can take out them domestic money bags
3. Instant drift skills
4. Lower emissions laws (better yet, no emissions laws-but just for imports)
5. Higher-octane gas at the pump (and if you could do anything about the price, I'd really appreciate it)
6. Ten free tickets to the Tokyo Auto Salon for me and my homies
7. Flexible editorial deadlines
8. An Anti-Drag Net Task Force
9. Wheels that brake dust won't stick to (or a way to swap them out like they were shoes)
10. Some type of "anti-radar" paint for my car
11. Surprisingly good looks and quick wit.
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